stridedave:

what happened 

open rp

memedong:

torea-dumbass:

memedong:

torpedo-ted:

memedong:

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"maybe now random men will leave me alone"

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Chester Cheetah came rolling in on his skateboard, wearing his safety helmet, of course. There’s nothing more cool than safety. “Who need random Ren when you can have dangerously cheesy Ren. There’s nothing more cool than being dangerously cheesy.”

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"hello police"

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What can ii do for you toniight, 2ir

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parisjemm:

honeyyheroine:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

Well I’m a woman so probably not

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

onlyalittlelion:

motherfuckingriverrun:

game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers

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popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man