meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

Fear does not work as long as there is hope.

tagged: +thg 

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.

tagged: +jayden 

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

tagged: +jlaw